Sucky films

[Taxation]

DOOM!!!!
it was set to be good, then failed, the graphics in the first person bit could of been alot better, and the story line could of been more original, plus, i want more BFG

[nitram]

I agree it did suck.
Film makers are just in it for quick money now days. No entertainment value.http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/no2.gif

[Taxation]

very true, but seeing that they are making halo the movie, and it comes out 2007/2008, i think they are putting some effort into this one

[nitram]

Lets hope so.

[Taxation]

it should be good, but tbh i wont see it at the cinema, just download it.
but i cant wait for halo 3, should be a blast (sorry for that last geeky term)

[Danno]

i cant see dead or alive the movie being to good. not after seeing the trialer

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0398913/

trailer
http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/media/player.php?id=2288

[Taxation]

dead or alive movie, they must be running out of ideas, soon it will be "worms the movie"
one valiant worm left to slay the others, armed with only rockets launchers, exploding sheep, machine guns, pistols,shotguns,bazookas,heat seeking missiles, grenades, cluster grenades, banana bombs, air strikes and the dreaded "poke"

[gwendes]

dead or alive movie, they must be running out of ideas, soon it will be "worms the movie"
one valiant worm left to slay the others, armed with only rockets launchers, exploding sheep, machine guns, pistols,shotguns,bazookas,heat seeking missiles, grenades, cluster grenades, banana bombs, air strikes and the dreaded "poke"

I would pay a lot of money to see Worms - The Movie

That is an awesome idea. You could even intergrate a love story, worm love made stronger by the neverending war...

[Taxation]

anyone want to fund my idea

REMEMBER you heard it hear first
i here by copyright it. it is my idea
no one elses
as you lot as my witness's i made this up, it is my idea

i will sell it though for a AMD64 fx 60
anyone wanna do that trade :P

[gwendes]

anyone want to fund my idea

REMEMBER you heard it hear first
i here by copyright it. it is my idea
no one elses
as you lot as my witness's i made this up, it is my idea

i will sell it though for a AMD64 fx 60
anyone wanna do that trade :P

I think Team 17 might lay claim to the worms themselves...

Doesn't take away from the genius of turning the twisted little creatures to a full plot film. Style of the orginal PC game intro scenes...

Anyone handy with a 3D graphics engine?

[Taxation]

i dont care what they have to say
the idea of a worms film is hereby copyrighted :D

What an idea!! Gotta see the faces of the public when they hear about a worms film!! :wink:

[JDowdall]

I think the halo movie has been canceled until further notice due to a problem with the producer or the director

[David T]

True.

They only would have sullied the name of MC anyway and mad him lame.

[JDowdall]

hmm i duno most movies about games are bad but i dont think bungie would let it go on sale if they thought it was rubbish

[teknokid]

trust j to go on about halo.... i think it will be good though. i'd lmao if it was just a loadof game footage.

[JDowdall]

lol yh i do go on a bout halo a bit... ok a lot my friends dont even talk about games cos they know i'll bring halo up lol

[Taxation]

cos it is a brilliant game
thats the reason i got my xbox

[teknokid]

same :p

[JDowdall]

and according to play.com they r sellin halo 3 in JUNE not november!! http://www.play.com/Games/Xbox360/4-/1012078/Halo_3/Product.html

[teknokid]

lol....i bet you check it daily.....

j, do u NEVER shut up about halo!!??!! There are loads of games out there now that are hundreds of times better than halo

[JDowdall]

but not that r on the xbox (not 360) :P yeh but the difference is that i dont have those awsum games i do have halo :lol:

[teknokid]

i got halo 2 4 xbox :p

[JonoF]

Saw 5.

I got bored after 20 mins and walked out.

[jaymyer79]

Saw 5.

I got bored after 20 mins and walked out.

Saw 5 was the biggest heap of sh*t I've ever seen!

[JonoF]

Saw 5 was the biggest heap of sh*t I've ever seen!

**** straight

[TankJon]

Is the Max Payne movie out yet? I saw a trailer ages ago then that was it...

[TankJon]

Havent seen saw 5 yet, or 4 for that matter, but I wont bother.. after that stupid whiney american cow said "cnut" in that stupid whiney american accent in Saw 3 I lost the will to live. It felt so forced, as if it was put in to ensure it got its 18 certificate and ultimatly sounded so out of place with the rest of the film.

[Chewie]

i dont care what they have to say
the idea of a worms film is hereby copyrighted :D


Tremors, but with the *worms* having the artillery not Earl and his buddy.

Sucky films? hmm.
Starship Troopers: Hero of teh federation.
Starship Troopers: Marauder (nice battlesuits, shame about the rest of the film)

[Amy]

ok top of my list is Teeth, the most pointless crabby film that i saw last year!
2nd is Xfiles: i want to believe - i fell asleep in the cinema lol
3rd was valkyrie, saw it a couple of weeks ago, didnt like it at all.

[Greenlizard0]

Magnolia was a terrible film. It started of really well but downhill.

The film where Sandra Bullock and another guy live in the same house - but two years apart in time. Not a bad idea, but it was just daft, and as lovely as I find the actress, I can't think of one decent film she's been in. I hated Speed (another suggestion for this thread). Family Guy had it spot on - I honestly did wish he'd stick his willy into the mail box.

[JonoF]

Is the Max Payne movie out yet? I saw a trailer ages ago then that was it...

Unless you have played the game the movie is based on, prepare to spend the movie trying to put together what little plot information it provides. If you have played the game, prepare to be disappointed by the lack of bullet time in the movie. No matter whether you've played the game or not, the fight scenes are incredibly short, the dialog will get up your nose worse than a Kleenex in winter and the only pleasing things about the movie is the fantastic camera work, and the use of colours. In conclusion, turn off the sound and watch it for 15 mins with some upbeat music and you will be happy, otherwise don't bother.

[Hudson]

Possibly a mix up between two films for me, first would be "Driller Killer" and the other "Blair Witch Project" both are absolute pant-o-rama

Oh, and the second X-Files movie (Parp!)