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Solari
23-01-2009, 10:15 AM
Might be a bit old, so excuse me..


A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed.

She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank cheque and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly ....

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank cheque.

'There's no charge,' she says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.
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So I just switched the heads.'

willhub
23-01-2009, 10:47 AM
Haha!

That actually made me chuckle a little :p, not a bad joke :p

icey_haj
23-01-2009, 10:47 AM
O dear Solari, really o dear

icey_haj
23-01-2009, 11:15 AM
A guy is having a drink
in a bar.

A lot of drinks.
A very dark bar.

He leans over to the big woman next to him and says,
"Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"

The big woman replies,
"Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.

The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs;
she's an ex-pro wrestler.

Next to her is a blonde who's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs.,
and she's a kick boxer professional.

Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second then says;

"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."!

Soup Dragon
23-01-2009, 12:34 PM
i think we need a joke thread (that is a thread for jokes):razz:

willhub
23-01-2009, 12:45 PM
Why not have a joke thread every day :p