Your Favourite / Most Amusing Film Quotes

[Amy]

Thought this would make a good thread...

A few of mine are:

"It's your Sam, don't you know your Sam?" - The everso confused Samwise!

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"We're Coming to get you Barbara!" - Shaun of the dead rocks!

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"It's too **** hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole" - Billy Madison

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Lastly two from Freddy Got Fingered

"Julie Brody: Gordie, sit down. We're having roast beef.
Gord Brody: Why do you guys always have roast beef?
Jim: Boo-hoo. Little Lord Fauntleroy's tummy hurts because there's too much roast beef in it.
Gord Brody: It's just boring.
Gord Brody: I'm eating a chicken sandwich.
Jim: No, you're not!
Gord Brody: This is crazy. I'm a 28-year-old man, I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want.
Jim: He's 28 years old and he can eat a chicken sandwich. Very Impressive. Mike Fitzgibbon's son is a nuclear physicist, and my son can eat a chicken!
Julie Brody: Jim, no!
Jim: You can either eat that goddamn roast beef, or you can go to bed "


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Jim: Wait a minute... You're crippled.
Gord Brody: Dad...
Betty: What?
Gord Brody: Dad...
Betty: You got a problem with my legs?
Jim: No, you got a problem with your legs. It's ether that, or you're just lazy.

[GIBBO]

I'll be back!

:D :D :D

[TheTranquilEye]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat..."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!"

[snakedoc]

If you mean "Your Most Amusing Film Quotes " then none, I have never been in a film.

The most amusing quotes I can think of is from Top Secret! There were so many funny things said in that film, got to be the funniest film I have seen next to the first three Monty Python films. "Oh you lucky *******" when Brian falls from the tower and is scooped up by the spaceship which has a battle then crashes int he same place. Or from Top Secret! "I said I have added his name to the Montgomery Ward mailing list" (Similar to Readers Digest). Or "They are taking him nowhere" and the guy is shot. This is the bit at the station where the guard dogs start barking at him and his package (which turns out to be dog food).

[Danatron]

"If im not Back in 5 minutes, wait longer!" Ace venturer

[Danatron]

or Iron man
Soldier "CONTACT LEFT"
Tony Stark "Who's Left?"

[guardy06]

"McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?"

followed by "What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal? "

[Amy]

If you mean "Your Most Amusing Film Quotes " then none, I have never been in a film.




Changed! :thumbs:

[Chewie]

Not from a film, but a series. (not neccessarily funny, but i always chuckle when i hear it)

Morden: What is it you want, Vir?
Vir: What i want?
Morden: Yes.
Vir: What i want, what i want is to see your head on a pike, and as i look into you lifeless eyes, wave, just like this *wiggles fingles and grins*

(ok, maybe not wholey accurate, but havent watched it in a while)

or in tribute to the great comic that was Dom DeLuise (died day before yesterday i think)
* dan dan daaaaaaa, never fear, Him is here!!!*

[TheTranquilEye]

"He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks!"

[snakedoc]

Changed! :thumbs:

;)

Was only playing.:biggrin:

[codemonkey]

Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears

[Dano]

We found this Sir!

I'm Brian of Nazareth and so's my Wife!!!

etc etc...

[codemonkey]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it

[guardy06]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it


Haha, loving that. :thumbs::thumbs:

[Peeej]

Rufus T. Firefly (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000050/): Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0241669/): Why, he's dead.
Rufus T. Firefly (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000050/): I bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. Teasdale (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0241669/): I was with him to the very end.
Rufus T. Firefly (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000050/): No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. Teasdale (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0241669/): I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Rufus T. Firefly (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000050/): Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
Duck Soup.



[Taking a pulse]
Dr. Hackenbush (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000050/): Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
......
Tony (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0555597/): She's in with Whitmore. She's trying to frame you.
Flo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0611348/): Why, I've never been so insulted in my life!
[Hackenbush looks at his watch]
Dr. Hackenbush (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000050/): Well, it's early yet

Day at the Races

I could go on forever with the Marx Brothers.....

[jaymyer79]

Get f*cked four eyes!

[Mungo]

"I see your shwarz is as big as mine! But lets see how you... handle it" - Spaceballs!!!

[starbase37]

'Put the Bunny back in the box !' Nic Cage in Con Air

[skunksmash]

:D....''badges we don't need no stinking badges''..... :D




:)SK

[kritkal]

'an innocent man has nothing to fear, so i'm trying not to be affraid' - catch me if you can

'ur gonna need the united nations to stop me from f**king destroying you' - cant remember what that one is from :(

[vconor]

U aint seen bad boys 2?!

-From hot fuzz :D

[tobes]

"I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship"
"*** panther, 60% of the time it works everytime"


Or anything else from Anchorman!

[Amy]

in homage to my original post and shaun of the dead quote.... its on ITV2 right now!!!!:trophy::drink::trophy::drink:

[Amy]

"I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship"
"*** panther, 60% of the time it works everytime"


Or anything else from Anchorman!

"By the Hammer of Thor!!"

[Chewie]

By Grabthar's Hammer, You will be avenged!!!!!!!!


Galaxy Quest :D

[Lovemonk]

"It's been emotional"

[Noemi- Buffalo]

P-A-R-T-Y. Why? Cuz I gotta!

[skunksmash]

By Grabthar's Hammer, You will be avenged!!!!!!!!


Galaxy Quest :D

LMAO...... that film is ''classic'' comedy.... :thumbs:




:)SK

[Young]

"Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! - 300 FTW

[Callidus]

Snatch :

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

[ThaClarksta]

Bro'z B4 Hoe'z

[tobes]

ill sa yah pitty on deh runny kind

Cole me down on the panty stye

sha da tay on the runnikind

Pootytang, what a movie so random,...

[M31]

[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/): It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/): It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/): It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/): What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

[codemonkey]

Snatch :

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

Lurve that film....

Bullet Tooth Tony (http://forum.novatech.co.uk/name/nm0005068/): Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi (http://forum.novatech.co.uk/name/nm0001199/): Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony (http://forum.novatech.co.uk/name/nm0005068/): 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

:thumbs:

[WeeMan411]

Gradma's Boy such a great film.

Josh (http://forum.novatech.co.uk/name/nm0521781/): I Loved them so much...
Alex (http://forum.novatech.co.uk/name/nm0184445/): You Loved Who?
Josh (http://forum.novatech.co.uk/name/nm0521781/): The Girls of Madam Camae's Phillipino Palace...
Josh (http://forum.novatech.co.uk/name/nm0521781/): You've been spending our rent money on Phillipino hookers?
Josh (http://forum.novatech.co.uk/name/nm0521781/): They're Not hookers, they're massage therapists.
Mover #2 (http://forum.novatech.co.uk/name/nm0621760/): Yeah, she'll massage your **** for money.
Mover #1 (http://forum.novatech.co.uk/name/nm0390845/): There's a word for that, I think it's hooker.
Josh (http://forum.novatech.co.uk/name/nm0521781/): YOU'RE A HOOKER!

[NeilX90]

Roy: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tan Hauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.

Gaff: It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?

Tyrell: The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy. Look at you, you're the prodigal son; you're quite a prize.
Batty: I've done... questionable things.
Tyrell: Also extraodinary things; revel in your time.
Batty: Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't put you in heaven for.


BladeRunner - possibly the best sci-fi film <Jeremy Clarkson pause>....... in the world.

[codemonkey]

BladeRunner - possibly the best sci-fi film <Jeremy Clarkson pause>....... in the world.

Agreed... I have it on HD DVD and it looks mind blowing :rocker:

[Amy]

Benchwarmers FTW!


Richie: He just did that steroid free!
Clark: What's steroids?
Richie: Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller.
Clark: Ohh... there must be steroids in macaroni!

[M31]

Ripley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/): Well, somebody's gonna have to go out there. Take a portable terminal, go out there and patch in manually.
Hudson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000200/): Oh yeah, sure! With those things runnin' around? You can count me out.
Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000299/): Yeah I guess we can just count you out of everything, Hudson.
Bishop (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000448/): [speaking under Hicks] I'll go.
Hudson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000200/): That's right, man.
Bishop (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000448/): I'll go.
Hudson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000200/): Hey, why don't you go, man!
Bishop (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000448/): [more loudly] I'll go.
Ripley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/): What?
Bishop (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000448/): I'll go. I mean, I'm the only one qualified to remote-pilot the ship anyway.
Hudson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000200/): Yeah right, man, Bishop should go.
[Vasquez looks at Hudson with disgust]
Hudson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000200/): Good idea!
Bishop (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000448/): Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.

[minizx]

"He's not the son of god he's a very naughty boy"

[xCorsairx]

There are always some great quotes in Clint Eastwood films..

The Outlaw Josey Wales..

Senator Lane : There's a saying, Fletcher: To the victor belongs the spoils.

Fletcher : There's another saying, Senator: Don't **** down my back and tell me it's raining.!

Dirty Harry..

Harry Callahan - Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the b****d. That's my policy.

The Mayor- Intent? How did you establish that?

Harry Callahan - When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!


De georgio - Morning, Harry.
Harry Callahan - Morning, fatso. Bressler wants to see you.
De georgio - You're a sweet man, Harry.

[madmaca]

Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!
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Poncho: You're bleeding, man!
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed!

Blain from Predator ftw :)

[Majinvash]

From Combat Academy when they are playing with the paint ball guns..
Pretty sure it was something like..

"When Jonny comes marching home again ha ra ha ra, your dead!" As they shoot each other with paint ball guns :P

[crosscheck9]

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment." - Michael Corleone, The Godfather: Part III

[Dennis.]

Will always be my favorite quote..

You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." - Scarface

[Phobia_mp3]

Best film quotes in my opinion:

Lucky number slevin: "The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky, Mr.Fisher you're unlucky so I may know that I'm not. Unfortunately, the lucky never realize they're lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance. Yesterday you were better off than you are today, but it took today for you to realize it. But today's arrived, and it's too late, you see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had, or what others have. The grass is always greener on the other side."

Pulp Fictiopn :
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, mother****er, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother****er, say what one more Goddamn time!

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mnvvVi4HaI << V. Good

Fight Club: We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't.

Rounders - In "Confessions of a Winning Poker Player," Jack King said, "Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career." It seems true to me, cause walking in here, I can hardly remember how I built my bankroll, but I can't stop thinking of how I lost it.

Good will hunting:
"Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. "

" Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?"

[Penfold_90]

"Let me explain how the chain of command works - I tell you what to do and you do it! End of chain."... I'll not admit the film but the line is easily about the best thing in it

[coursemyhorse]

Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

And

It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.


EDIT: Please read the rules on double posting :)

[Greenlizard0]

"no no no, how it works is that the train moves - not the platform!" I can't remember what film that is from though.

[Phobia_mp3]

Oskar Schindler: Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy.- Schindlers list

Danny: I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd *** in his pants. - Role Models

[f12f12]

your only supposed to blow the ****** doors off!

[monkey7]

"Yea bet that hurt" Sgt blain after shooting someone in his back end

[f12f12]

run forrest run

[jonbanjo]

"I shot an arrow in the air. She fell to earth in Berkeley Square"

(Kind Hearts and Coronets)

[Amy]

From my new Fave Film the hangover... Stu Singing a song!


What do Tigers dream of when they take their little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy Tiger bed. And then we're going to find our bestfriend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a bestfriend hug. Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug! If he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're s**t out of luck.

[Mr. Lime]

Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears

Lol I love Serenity and Firefly :D

"Im tired of these Motherfu**ing snakes on this Motherfu**ing plane!"

Nuff said :D

[knightmaric]

Amy it is THE best song ever xD
I was crying in the cinema lol

here's one of my faves out of dodgeball.
"you're insane!.... insane? is it insane for me to drink my own urine? YES! Well I do it anyway because it's sterile.. and I like the taste"

xD

[Nox]

INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!!

From the Princes Bride

Nox

[Phobia_mp3]

Verbal Kint: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

Verbal Kint: A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself.

Verbal Kint: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.

A few good hangover one that made me laugh ...
Alan Garner: [while picking up a friend at the school where he works] Did you have to park this close?
Doug Billings: Yeah, why?
Alan Garner: I just... I can't be here.
Doug Billings: Why Is that Alan?
Alan Garner: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheeze.

I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em floories.
Or rapies.

Stu Prince: You do know counting cards is illegal, right?
Alan Garner: Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon... like masturbating on an airplane.

[Chewie]

INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!!

From the Princes Bride

Nox

heh

always preffered

"My name is inigo montoya, you kille my father, prepare to die........my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"